Officer Darling

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LYRICS:

EARL
SAY MY NAME.

HARV
WHY?

EARL
SAY MY NAME.

HARV
HUH? I…

EARL
SAY MY DAMN NAME.

HARV
OFFICER DARLING.
OFFICER DARLING.

EARL
GEE, GOD! YOU’RE SEXY WHEN YOU’RE SNARLING.

HARV
WELL THEN I GUESS THAT I’M SEXY ALL THE TIME!

EARL
SURE. YES. MORE OR LESS.

HARV
HELL, IT AIN’T LIKE I’M PAST MY PRIME.

EARL
AND IT AIN’T LIKE WATERTOWN IS OVERRUN WITH SINGLE MEN.
HEY. SAY MY NAME AGAIN.

EARL
OFFICER DARLING.
OFFICER STUNNING.
OFFICER-

BOTH
DANG! YOU GET MY MOTOR RUNNING!

EARL
AND GLORY BE, VROOM VROOM!

HARV
GIVE THIS STUD SOME ROOM!

BOTH
YESSIR-REE!
LOOK AT ME!

EARL
SWEET PORK!

BOTH
HOW DID I FALL FOR THE STRANGEST MATCH OF ALL?

EARL
SAY MY NAME.

HARV
DEAR.

EARL
SAY MY NAME.

HARV
COME HERE.

EARL
SAY MY DAMN NAME.

HARV
OFFICER DARLING.
OFFICER SWEETHEART.
OFFICER LOVELY.
OFFICER EARL!
OFFICER PEACH AND DOVE AND PEARL.
OFFICER SET MY HEART AWHIRL.
OFFICER, WOULD YOU BE MY GIRL?

EARL
SAY MY NAME.

HARV
YES.

EARL
SAY MY NAME.

HARV
GODDESS.

EARL
SAY MY DAMN NAME. YESSIR-EE!
LOOK AT ME.

HARV
OFFICER DARLING.
OFFICER DARLING.
OFFICER BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, CANINICIDAL

BOTH
SWEET PORK/DOLL!
HOW DID I FALL FOR THE STRANGEST MATCH OF ALL?

EARL
SAY MY NAME.

HARV
BLISS!

EARL
SAY MY NAME.

HARV
ONE KISS.
OFFICER…

EARL
DARLING!